For sale: 2 adorable children. One girl (3) and one boy (2). They love to eat, but only what they want and when they want (with the exception of treats; those are welcome anytime). They also love to sing, color, play ball, chase each other around the house, ride bikes and ocassionally (ok – all day every day) fight, throw temper tantrums, talk back and hit. They are sure to add the spark to your life that you may feel you’ve been missing. They give good hugs when they are in the mood. They are sure to help give your home the lived in look you might be looking for. They love to watch Dora and the Backyardagains and are happy to sit and watch them all day if you choose to let them. They are hardly any trouble and could be the perfect match for your home. If interested please call me. But be quick – they may not last long (at least at our house.)
Brilliant post Allie, but I’ve already got one in the process of being delivered to my home. Maybe the next time Carlee and I are “looking” we’ll consider used before new.
LOL – this is a really cute post…and the pictures crack me up. You have adorable kids, but I know they can be a handful. I’m sure one day you’ll look back and wish they were this young again, even though right now may be quite a challenge.
I noticed Dylan’s pic isn’t up. Is he your easy one? He’s not for sale? 
I was kind of counting on you guys to help me out.:) I guess since Michelle and Jeff don’t have any of their own yet I’ll have to see if they are willing to adopt. It will just be harder to go visit them. Oh, and no Dylan isn’t for sale (at least yet) he is still so sweet and not much trouble. Maybe next year though.
I happen to know someone who can’t have children and would love to buy your kids. Is it cheaper than the $20,000 they have to pay to adopt? If not, let’s keep praying for those who can’t have any kids.
Hey Someone, it’s a joke! Why don’t you lighten up? I happen to know several people who have adopted, are trying to adopt, want kids but can’t, or are trying extremely hard to have kids and they all somehow manage to keep a sense of humor. It’s all about perspective isn’t it? What’s the good in even HAVING kids at all if you don’t have a sense of humor?
On a side note, if Someone disagrees with my comment please contact we directly and we can discuss. Allie is one of the BEST mothers I know of and doesn’t deserve chastisement in any degree, especially from Someone who won’t even post a name.
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